"I'm calling you ABRAHAM LINCOLON, because you ARE HISTORY!"
"You so CHICKEN, you're BATTER DIPPED!"
"You better STUDY - I'm takin' you to CLASS TODAY!"
"Today's Episode is brought to you by the letters C, Y, and A!"
"Of all the things You've lost, you miss your mind the most..."
"I call you the Titanic 'cause you goin' DOWN!"
"I had to quit school 'cause they got recess - AND I DON'T PLAY!"
"'You like school on Thanksgiving day... NO CLASS"
"Your game is so small you can hang glide on a Dorido ©!"
"Yo' feet so big you got to wear license plates on the back of your shoes!"
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
"You so stupid you took the Pepsi © Challenge and chose Jif ©!!!"
"I'm gonna' call you seven days ' cause your game is WEAK!"