Here's one to increase your vocabulary: From SNL

Sex in a boat == oargasms
Sex with a nerd == dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance of your house == doorgasms Sex on the carpet or
linoleum == floorgasms Sex at the supermarket == storegasms
Sex with wild pigs == boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie == horrorgasms Sex with a prostitute ==
whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller == loregasms
Sex with an accountant == boregasms
Sex while sleeping == snoregasms
Sex with Arthur == Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys == eyoregasms
Sex while broke == poorgasms
Sex with a lion == roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end == soregasms Sex on a golf course ==
foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac == ready for moregasms Sex in a gold mine ==
oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist == poregasms
Sex with a vice president == Al Goreasms Sex on the beach == shoregasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet == smoregasbordgasms
Sex in Asia   == Singaporegasms
Sex on the way to a train == all aboardgasms Sex that isn't very
satisfying == there's the doorgasms Sex during hay fever season ==
sporegasms Sex with a cookie == oreogasms
Sex with a meat eater == carnivoregasms
Sex with a vegetarian == vegegasms