When Condoms Go Commercial...

•Nike Condoms: Just do it. 
•Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. 
•Juicy Fruit Condoms: the taste is gonna move ya' 
•The Sherwin Williams Condom ... it covers the earth 
•The Drano Condom - Cleans out your pipes; Safe for your drain 
•Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. 
•Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. 
•Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. 
•US Army condoms: we do a lot more before 7 AM than you do all day. 
•Starburst Condoms: the juice ain't gonna get loose. 
•Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten millon strong and growing. 
•Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. 
•Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. 
•Ford Condoms: The best never rest. 
•Chevy Condoms: Like a rock. 
•Oldsmobile Condoms: this is not your dad's rubber 
•Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? 
•New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know. 
•California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? 
•Almond Joy condoms...'cause sometime you feel like a nut. 
•VISA condoms...they're everywhere you want to be. 
•the Glass House condom... you break it, you bought it, buddy 
•Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. 
•KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. 
•Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing. 
•Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. 
•Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. 
•The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
•General Electric condom: We bring good things to life! 
•AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone." 
•Bounty condom: The quicker picker upper. 
•Microsoft condom: where do you want to go today ? 
•Energizer condom: It keeps going and going and going.... 
•M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!" 
•Chevron: use them? people do. 
•Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border 
•MCI: for friends and family 
•Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun! 
•The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter 
•Delta Airlines condom: Delta's ready when you are 
•United Airlines condom: Fly United 
•The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before 
•MacDonald's Condoms......you won't get a break today. 
•Burger King Condom....have it your way 
•Old Burger King Condom....it takes two hands to handle a Whopper. 
•Six Flags Great Adventure Condom.....it's bigger than Disneyland's condoms 
•Nintendo Condoms....do it loud 
•The Nissan Condom - Feel the difference when you drive. 
•Avis Condom - When your second best; you have to try harder. 
•Hallmark Condom - When you care enough to send the very best. 
•Certs Condom - Tastes like a mint; works like a miracle. 
•Amana "Radar Range" Condom - does it on a higher frequency. 
•The UPS Condom - Traveling at the speed of Business. 
•The U.S.Mail Condom - Guaranteed 2 to 3 day delivery.