the name game:
In no particular order...

Michael "Mike" Hunt Michael "Mike" Rotch Richard "Dick" Head Richard "Dick" Itchy Richard "Dick" Smoker Richard "Dick" Banger Richard "Dick" Diver Richard "Dick" Lickman Dick N. Yerpus Amanda Hungandkis Amanda Screw Amanda Godownon Amanda Yank Amanda Deaux Amanda Shagg Peter Swings Peter Johnson

Ineada Ho Ineada Bath Ineada Dick Ineada Job Cutter Dickoff Cutter Titsoff Ceaser Crotch Ceaser Thighs Percy Katt Roger Hurrup Stu Pidasso Buck Naked Helen Handbasket Connie Lingus Chris Peacock Drew Peacock

Harry Mann Harry Ash Harry Bush Harry Twatt Bob Yerpus Bob Yerdick Eura Snotball Eura Pigg Eura Jasseaux Ollie Tabooger Ollie Tadick Oliver Clothsoff Pat MacGroin Pat MacCann Pat MacCrotch Patty Bottom

Al Coholic Al Overher I.P. Freely Jacques Strap Seymour Buttz Homer Sexual Hugh Jass Hugh Jasseaux Bea O'Problem Ivana Tinkle Ivana DuWitt Mia Buttreeks Phil McCrackin Wayne King (wanking) Holden Magroin Clutch Magroin

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More Names...

Phil Accio Vye Agra Niel Anblowme Philis Ardon John Arhea Harry Asscrack Semour Asscrack Otto B. Astripper Helen Back I. Sal Balls Claude Balls Ophillia Balls Harry Ballsack Harry Ballsonya Harry S. Balsak Harry Balzitch Betty Bangzer Gay Barr Master Bates Anita Bath Mr. Bation Eaton Beaver Harry Beaver Helen Bed Anita Beejay Peter Beter Liz Bien Iva Biggin Monica Blewbillski Daisy May Blow Lucy Bowels Vye Brator Madam Dick Burns Phillip A. Butt Ima Buttmunch Hugh G. Buttnoogie Mia Buttreeks Ivanna Semour Butts Dixon Butts Ron Chee Buster Cherry Oliver Closeoff

Helda Cockinmihand Mr. Completely Harry Cox Ophelia Cox Sharon Cox Fonda Cox Issac Cox Sawyer Crack Ross Crodum Ophelia Cuming Ima Reeli Cumming Justin DeFront Ben Derhover Anita Dick Helda Dick Issac Dick Shara Dick Willie Dicker Wilma Dickfit Anita Dickinme Tara Dickoff O. Howie Dickter Fawn Dillmiballs Fonda Dix Harry Dix Dill Doe Harry Dong Peter Dragon Betty Drilzzer Rhoda Duck Anita Dump Willie Eatmeout Neil Enbob Neil Enlick Neil Ensuck Mel Ester Alotta Fagina Amanda Faulk Howie Feltersnatch Wilma Fingerdoo Willie Fisterbottom Patrick Fitzgerald Peter Fitzinwell Gerald Fitzpatrick Maud R. Fokker Ima Frute Ida Fucder Ivana Fucku Neil Gaiman Hugh Gass

Houg Gebreasts Iona Glasscock Erin Gobraless Rod Gozinya Ilova Gufach Anita Handjob Dick Handler Wilma Handue Anita Hardcock Willie B. Hardigan Ivana Havesex Giv M. Head Anita Head Sharon Head Kimmy Hed Justin Heranus Justin Herass Justin Hermouth Phillip Herpanties Bo N. Herr Mrs. Hiscock Pat Hiscock Scott Hiscock Anita Hoare Ben Gurgen Hoffe P Hole Tara Holenme Phillip Oliver Holz Ima Homo Iama Hore Yandeeda Horgasm Ima Horndog Harry S. Houle Amanda Huginkiss Anita Hummer Amanda Hump Ivanna Humpalot Betty Humpter Mike Hunt Buster Hyman Mister Hyman Jack Inoff Peter Insidya Stikit Inya Jen Italworts Madam Dick Itches Haywood Jablowme Anita Jackoff Hugh Janus Hugh Jardon Anita B. Jaynow Hugh Jorgin Hugh Junit Manny Kanblo Don Keedix Wayne Kerr Hugh Gass Kisser Jack Knauf Layla Konswallow

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Phillip Oliver Krevises Rosie O' Kunt Dixon Kuntz Harry Kuntz Ivana Gifa Laccio Willie Layer Moe Lester Will Liciipanti Amanda Lick Connie Lingus Ana Linjector Mike Littisore Miles Long Eric Ted Long Mona Lott Bill Lowbiter Anita Mandelay Anita Masingil Pat Maweini Phil McAvity Tara McClosoff Barry McCociner Doug McCockin Phillip McCrack Phil McCrackin Phil McCreviss Edith McCrotch Barry McDikkin Holden McGroin Pat McGroin P. Enis Meany Jack Meoff Phil Mianus Phillip Mipanties Toss Misalad Craven Moorehead Amanda Mount A.S. Muncher Kari Mysac Anita Naylor Buck Nekkid A. Nellsex A. Nelprober Harry P. Ness Ima P. Ness Adolf Oliver Nipple P. Nisenvi P. Nisevny Dixie Normous Dixie Normus Harry A. Nuis Tara Nupsumass Harry Nutt Chris P. Nutts Ophelia Nutz Pete O'File Cole Ostamie Ben R. Over Elaine R. Over Mike Oxard

Mike Oxhard Mike Oxlittle Mike Oxsbig Max E. Pad Minnie Pad Rosie Palm Kareem M. Pants Harry Paratesties Holden A. Pare Drew Peacock Nida Pee Mister Period E. Normous Peter Randy Peter Fonda Peters Harry Peters Sharon Peters Sophanda Peters Iona Peyhole Betty Phuckzer Stu Pidass Stu Pidassoe Amanda Poker Annie Position Curley Pubes Ray Pugh Phillip Purass Anita Pussy C. Mike Rack Dick Ramdass Ima Rapist Harry Reams Dixie Rect Stacy Rect Hugh G. Rection Lar G. Rection Sal T. Rection A. Nell Retentive Mike Rotch Mike Rotchburns Phil C. Rottencrotch Sylfilthia Rottencrotch Brooke N. Rubbers Harry Sach Lou Sanus Lou Sass Harry Sax Jack Schitt Noe Schitt-Sherlock E. Norma Scock Tara Scrodum Anita Semen Harry Setatesties Homer Sexual Eric Shun Ran Sidass Enorma Skank Lou Skunt Seymor Snatch A. Nell Soars Jack Soffalot

Ivanna B. Spanked Mat Sterbator E. Norma Stits Lou Stools U. R. Stuck Phuc N. Stupid Lou Swimmin Ben N. Syder Jenny Taylia Rolen Thehay Tess Tickles Ivanna Tinkle Sarah Tonin Clee Torres Clint Torres Lou C. Twatt Dixon B. Tweenerlegs Cox Ucker E. Jack Ulate Eileen Ulick Peter Usedenuf Herb Utsmells Shea Verpussi Herbie Versmels Woody Viagra Stella Virgin Anita Wackoff Jenny Tull Warts Cantsia Weiner Harry Weiner Tal E. Whacker Humphrey Willy Anita Woody Anita Wyderbox I.C Yadick I. Yankit Justin Yermouth Neil Zineatser

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Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.


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