The Last Ten Things Any Man Would Say

1. I think Barry Manilow is cool.

2. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

4. Her breast are just too big.

5. Sometimes I just want to be held.

6. That chick on Murder She Wrote is realy fine.

7. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.

8. We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping, and I can hold your purse.

9. Forget Monday Night Football. Let's watch Murphy Brown.

10. I think we are lost. I'd better pull over and ask for directions.