YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE '80s WHEN: * A Predominant Color In Your Childhood Photos Is "Plaid". * Ducky Dale And Lloyd Dobbler Are Still The Men Of Your Dreams. * Every Time You See A Fountain You Want To Dance Around It And Yell "Fame!" * In Your Fifth Grade Class Picture, You're Wearing An Izod Shirt With The Collar "Up". * Motorcycle Cops Still Make You Think Of "Ponch". * People Are Constantly Gagging You With Spoons * Punky Brewster Was Your Hero. * Schoolhouse Rock Played A HUGE Part In How You Actually Learned The English Language. * Sometimes Out Of The Blue You Just Got To Shake Your Love * Sometimes You Just Want To Shout, Shout, Let It All Out * The First Thing You Learned To Play On A Keyboard Was A-Ha's "Take On Me". * The First Time You Ever Kissed Someone At A Dance Came During "Crazy For You" By Madonna. * The Goonies Are Good Enough For You. * The Only Thing You Know About The Nazis Is That They Threw Indy To The Snakes * There Was A Time When Everthing In Your Wardrobe Was Pastel Or Flourescent. * This Rings A Bell "Battlestar Gallactica" --"Biddy, Biddy, Biddy....". * When You Watch "Terminator 2" You Wonder Where Vincent Is * When You're Stuck In Traffic You Tell Your Car To Engage Turbo Boost And Are Surprised When It Doesn't Talk Back * While In Middle School You And All You Friends Discussed Elaborate Plans To Get Together Again At The End Of The Century And Play "1999" By Prince Over And Over Again. * You Always Waited For The Sweet Pickles Bus To Visit Your House * You And You Friends Could All Quote The "Dentist," "Chocolate Cake," And "Toilet Bowl" Monologues From Bill Cosby Live. * You Can Do The Safety Dance. * You Can Feel St. Elmo's Fire Burnin' In You * You Can Name All Of The Thundercats * You Can Name Every Voice In "We Are The World". * You Consider Jo Vs. Blair The Major Philosophical Conflict Of The 20th Century * You Danced On The Ceiling And Wore Your Sunglasses At Night. * You Drink Diet Coke Because Max Headroom Told You To * You Ever Had A Pet Rock Or Collected Trolls. * You Ever Had A Tail Or Spiked Hair. * You Ever Wanted A Duck Phone And Little Train To Ride Around Your House In. * You Ever Wore Acid Washed, Pin Striped Or "Pegged" Jeans Or Owned A Pair Of Parachute Pants. * You Get Depressed Thinking About Anthony Michael Hall's Career. * You Got A Hankerin' For A Hunk Of Cheese * You Had A Collection Of Soft Plastic Bracelets. * You Had An Atari And Got Past Level 6 On Frogger. * You Hatch Plots To Break Murdock Out Of VA Hospital * You Have "We Are The World" On 45 * You Have A Duck Phone And Ride Around Your House On A Little Train * You Have The Tendency To Turn Up The Collar Of Your Polo Shirts * You Keep Asking Your Teachers If Instead Of The Quiz You Can Take The Physical Challenge * You Know ALF's Real Name * You Know It's Not "Comma, Comma, Comma" It's "Karma, Karma, Karma". * You Know That "Weird Science" Was A Movie Before A TV Show * You Know That Mr. Steele Functions Best In An Advisory Capacity. * You Know The Original Members Of Menudo * You Know What The "P" In "Alex P. Keaton" Stands For * You Know Which Five People Serpentor's DNA Came From * You Know Which Hollywood Square Jim J Bullock Was In * You Know Whose Number Is 867-5309 * You Know, By Heart, The Words To Any "Weird" Al Yandovic Song. * You Liked Tom Hanks Better When He Was A Crossdresser. * You Never Go Out For A Night On The Town Without Frosted Blue Eye Shadow And Feathered Bangs * You Organize Weekend Tournaments Of TV Tag * You Owned Black Patent Leather Shoes And Fingerless Gloves. * You Owned T-Shirts That Said "Miami Mice" Or "Pac Man Fever". * You Practice Getting In And Out Of Your Car Through The Windows * You Remember Sesame Street Before Elmo . * You Remember When Cats Was Considered A New And Innovative Piece Of Theatre. * You Remember When John Mellencamp Was John Cougar Mellencamp And Before That John Cougar. * You Remember When MTV Announced Which Hours They'd Be Showing Michael Jackson's "Thriller" Video. * You Remember When Music That Was Labeled "Alternative" Really Was. * You Remember When Vanessa Sang Kareoke To "Locomotion" * You Sat Down And Memorized The Entire Lyric Sheet To "It's The End Of The World As We Know It". * You Saw The New Kids On The Block When They Were Tiffany's Opening Act * You Still Drink New Coke * You Still Have "Do They Know It's Christmas" By Band-Aid On 45. * You Still Use Your Hair Crimper Before Going Out On A Hot Date * You Still Watch Things On Beta * You Use Your Speak And Spell To Phone Home * You Want To Be One Of The Solid Gold Dancers * You Want To Change Your Name To Rio And Dance On The Sand * You Wanted To Be Molly Ringwald When You Grew Up. * You Watch NYPD Blue Thinking, "Well, They're No Crockett And Tubbs, That's For Sure" * You're Planning A Dream Vacation To Mepos * You're Starting A Write-In Campaign To MTV To Bring Back Remote Control * You're Still Bitter That Wham! Broke Up. * You're Still Sending Death Threats To Mr. Rubik * You're Still Wondering Who Really Was The Boss * You've Ever Been Gagged With A Spoon. * You've Ever Dressed To Emulate Madonna, Prince, Cyndi Lauper, Boy George, Or Anyone In Duran Duran. * You've Ever Relaxed By Putting On Your Legwarmers And Dancing To The "Footloose" Soundtrack. * You've Ever Walked Like An Egyptian. * You've Taken The "Pepsi Challenge". * Your Favorite Party Game Is Hungry Hungry Hippos * Your Favorite Proverb Is "Some Like It Hot And Some Sweat When The Heat Is On" * Your Idea Of Appreciating Ancient Cultures Is "Walk Like An Egyptian" * Your Musical Inspiration Is Sonny Mann