Conspiracy Theory

NOTE: in no particular order or importance...

  • Reality as we know it is made up of 11 dimensions. We exist in one, but occasionally glimpse another...
  • Diet Dr. Pepper is a controlled substance...
  • The Men in Black really work for the UN, but are horribly underpaid...
  • When the economy is in need of a little boost, you start to see a lot of shows about fashion...
  • The World will end on December 21st, 2012. That's a Wednesday, so don't expect any Junk Mail.
  • Cats will one day become more popular than dogs causing dogs to develop the power of speech in order to be more excepted.
  • One day, one NFL paycheck could possibly pay off the National Debt.
  • One day, a radio station in Dallas, Texas will go on the air with an all commercial format. "All Commercials, All Day".
  • Texas, one day, will be covered in water. Arkansas will be beach front property.
  • This website will be bought by Bill Gates in the year 2012, but the check will bounce.
  • Copy machines can read minds...


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