~ TOILET WISDOM ~ 

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. ----Women's
restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. 

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --- Rest
stop off Route 81, West Virginia. 

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North
Carolina 

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! ---Women's restroom, The
Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas 


A Man's Rule of Thumb: If it has tits or tires, it's gonna' give you hell. 
---Men's Bathroom, Stucky's In Baton Rouge, LA

No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA 

Beauty is only a light switch away. --- Perkins Library, Duke University,
Durham, North Carolina. 

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ---The Irish Times,
Washington, DC 

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. ---Written in
the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona. 

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --- Revolution
Books, New York, New York 

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. ---Men's
restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL 

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy
and hard to light. ---The Janitor 

"What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands."
---Men's Bathroom, Drew's Blues House, Reno, Nevada