TO BE LIBERAL

*To be a liberal, you have to believe the aids virus is spread 
by a lack of funding.

*To be a liberal, you have to be against capitol punishment, 
but for abortion on demand, in short you support protecting the 
guilty and you support killing the innocent.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that the same school 
teacher who cannot teach your fourth grader how to read is 
qualified to teach you fourth grader about sex.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that trial lawyers are 
selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that guns in the hands 
of law abiding Americans are more of a threat then nuclear 
weapons in the hands of the chi-coms.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that global temperatures 
are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the 
brilliance of the sun and more affected by Yuppies driving 
SUV's.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that gender roles are 
artificial, that being gay is natural.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that business's create 
oppression, government creates prosperity.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that self-esteem is more 
important then actually doing something to earn it.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that there was no art 
before federal funding.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe the military, not 
corrupt politicians start wars.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe the NRA is bad because 
they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution while 
the ACLU is good because they stand up for certain parts
of the Constitution.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that standardized 
tests are racist but racial set-asides aren't.