"OLD" IS WHEN...

**Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer,  "Honey, I can't do both!"

**Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and
you're barefoot.

**Your Honey Dressed Provocatively catches your fancy and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.

**You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.

**You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by
the police.

**"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any
fiber today."

**"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

**An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!